Ten years ago today, on May 20, 2003, Buffy the Vampire Slayer aired its final episode, Chosen. When those of us who watched it live are done feeling old and decrepit with that knowledge, let's take a moment to thank the writers, the cast, and everyone involved, for giving us something to love for so long.
Once More With Extreme Prejudice: Two Scoobies Return to Sunnydale
Two of Buffy's devoted followers return to Sunnydale - one episode at a time.
Monday, May 20, 2013
Yeah, Buffy? What are we gonna do now?
Ten years ago today, on May 20, 2003, Buffy the Vampire Slayer aired its final episode, Chosen. When those of us who watched it live are done feeling old and decrepit with that knowledge, let's take a moment to thank the writers, the cast, and everyone involved, for giving us something to love for so long.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
What're My Faves?: Part 2
What're My Faves?: Part 2
"Zelda realizes there are too many good episodes to make a top ten or even a top fifteen, but tries anyway, her heart breaking with each episode that doesn't make the cut. Except Go Fish. Fuck that episode."
So as Daniel said, this was a very difficult challenge, because Buffy is just such a freaking good show. I want to talk about allllll the good episodes and how much I love them. The good news is, THIS IS OUR BLOG so we will talk about all of them eventually. And that made me feel a little better about some of the ones I had to cut. And there are some episodes Daniel included, like Checkpoint, which I did not but hey they still got represented, so I don't feel so bad.
Zelda's culled-down list in chronological order (if you ask me to rank them, I might have a funny aneurysm):
Prophecy Girl (1.12)
It's just such a good hero arc, this whole episode. From when Buffy learns about the prophecy and rejects her destiny (breaking our hearts along the way), to realizing that only she can fight this fight, to protect Willow and everyone else from the horror that could be unleashed, to actually meeting the Master and getting killed ... to getting un-killed and then being the baddest badass in Badassonia, dusting vamps and sassing the whole time. It's just ... so much perfect. The moment when the theme song makes its cameo, as she marches along, in evening gown, leather jacket, wet hair, and awesomeness and says calmly, "Oh look, a bad guy," pretty much sums up everything Joss wanted to do with this show.
Lie to Me (2.7)
I've said it before, but watching this the first time is when I fell in love with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's a really well-constructed episode, the funny is funny, the tragic is tragic, and it's when I really realized how gifted Joss is at busting storytelling cliches. Ford reveals his sob story (in the extremely meta scene of his wanting Buffy to give him the standard replies), and rather than us granting him any sympathy, Buffy points out that his suffering gives him no right, ever to take someone else's life. Buffy's morality is firm and so rare on TV, and it was just a thing of beauty. And ... her conversation with Giles at the end. Oh man oh man. Perfect moment is perfect.
Innocence (2.14)
If I keep using the word perfect you're going to stop reading. I know that and you know that, so maybe we should just take that as given. This episode was such a game-changer, in terms of Buffy's and Angel's relationship, and even Angel as a character. This was entirely new territory, while still embracing the high school trope of "sleep with a boy, he loses interest and is awful to you." But - BUT - the show did not condemn Buffy. It was an unwise move, but there was no way for her to know, and bless Giles, our voice of reason, for reminding us of that. Have we noticed that my first three picks were written by Joss? Coincidence?
Passion (2.17)
Gah! I was so surprised when I saw this the first time. The trope was so familiar I didn't even think about it - one of our principal characters is being terrorized by the bad guy, and leading him on a merry chase through an empty building, but she's gonna escape. She'll escape by the hairs of her chinny-chin-chin, it'll be close, but she will escape. And then she didn't. He caught her. And he snapped her neck. And left her as a gift-wrapped present for Giles. And none of us saw it coming. It's so beautifully acted and heart-breaking and oh man, Buffy's embrace with Giles after the fire. A great example of one of Joss's favorite favorite stunts to pull on his audience: "NO ONE IS SAFE."
Becoming, Parts 1 & 2 (2.21&22)
One of my favorite themes to explore is identity - who we are, whom we want to be, how we become whom we want to be, or how we become whom we never wanted to be. And this episode is all about that - it's about how Liam became Angelus became Angel became Angelus becomes Angel again. And it's a bit about Buffy becoming the Slayer, and maybe only now realizing what that means (I'm thinking of the moment when she stops Angel's sword and says, "Me." She's realizing just how powerful it is to be Buffy the Vampire Slayer, even if she's all she has left). Beyond that, there are just so many moments that are now classic in my head - from Buffy running in slow motion to discover Kendra's corpse, to Spike and Joyce being THE BEST EVER, to "Someone wasn't worthy," to Xander's BIG TERRIBLE LIE, to Buffy's and Angel's epic sword fight, and the moment she realizes she still has to kill him, even though he's finally back. And then that song ... as her face crumbles, as she watches her friends, as she leaves ... what? No. I'm fine. It's dust. Terrifying Space Monkey Dust in my eyes. Shut up.
The Wish (3.9)
Gosh I feel like we were just writing about this. This episode is a strange little gift, since it hits a reset button at the end, and the only arc-moment that matters is Anya losing her power. But it gives all our actors a chance to stretch and do something different, and it gives us such a fascinating perspective on how easily things could have gone very, very horribly. Giles's stubborn belief that things must be better in this other world just wrenches my heart, and then we have that fight montage, as each of our Scoobies (except Oz. Yay Oz!) dies, ending with Buffy, falling slowly with a listless expression. This episode is a thing of beauty.
Amends (3.10)
I WOULDN'T CARE IF THE REST OF THE EPISODE WERE OUTTAKES FROM GO FISH AND DOUBLEMEAT PALACE, so long as we get Buffy's and Angel's confrontation on the hill. Thankfully, the rest of the episode is much better written than GF or DP, but still ... that scene at the end. We've also done this episode very recently, so I'm not sure what more I can say beyond ... sofreakinggoodyouguys.
Hush (4.10)
Dude. Just dude. This episode might have made it into the top ten for the skill with which the villains are portrayed - performance, filming, music - alone, but it's also just really good writing. Something I really respect about the "stunt" episodes, like this or Restless, or The Body, or OMWF, where the form of the narrative is severely altered, is that form and content are so well integrated on this show. So here, when speech is gone, or in OMWF when inner thoughts are sung, communication is actually enabled in a way it wasn't under ordinary circumstances. It's so clever and it seems like it should be so obvious, but I don't know anyone else who does it with the skill of Joss. Also this episode is scary and funny and Anya eats popcorn and Spike flips Xander the bird but he does it British-style so IT'S NOT CUT FROM THE SHOW.
Restless (4.22)
This is just ... I love it all. I love the random cheese guy, I love Snyder, I love their version of Death of a Salesman, I love Anya's stand-up, I love Xander's dream where all the rooms are connected as he wanders from place to place, unable to find where he fits, I LOVE WHEN GILES SINGS. It's such an interesting meditation, as well as a check in on each character's insecurities and foci, some of which we explored in Nightmares. And I especially love how integrated the episode became into the rest of the series. Some things were planned, like Dawn, and some things were just happy random callbacks given to us later, as gifts for those who pay attention - the shark with feet and much less fins, Spike as Giles's son, ummmm I know I'm forgetting some but it was just this goldmine of random stream-of-consciousness writing that the writers were able to pick from for the rest of the show's run.
Fool For Love (5.7)
I loooooooooove this kind of backstory/flashbacky thing. It's part of what made S1 of Lost so wonderful (that and the polar bear). Daniel already dealt with Anya's one of these, so I get Spike's. One of the deceptively cool things it does is we thinks it's telling us about Spike, and how he came to be Spike, but it becomes clear in his final alley/subway car speech to her - it's about Buffy, and who she is and what she is. It's about her death wish, about her dance with death, and it's our big clue for the S5 finale, if we know to listen for it. Outside of that secret mission, I just love getting the backstory on Spike, particularly because it's not what he would have us believe of him. I like it because of that, though - that Spike got to decide who he wanted to be, and made himself in that image. Even if that image was ... you know .. a psycho killer. As I said in Becoming, one of my big themes is Identity, so this episode was a gift to me, in that way.
The Body (5.16)
I can't. I can't. I - what Daniel said. I cry through so much of this episode. Every single time I watch it. From Buffy's "Mom? ... Mom? Mom? ... Mommy?" through to Dawn's "Where did she go?", I'm just a messy wreck. It's just so terribly, horribly honest and real and, bless its heart, addresses all aspects of being inside or around a tragedy. So we get the true horror of Buffy's and Dawn's grief, but also the slightly separate confusion and frustration of Anya, and the more-distanced Tara, who's been here before and who didn't love Joyce like the rest do. They're all true. They're all painful. Just thinking about it as I'm typing this, I'm crying again.
The Gift (5.22)
Oh, speaking of crying ... Even though I very recently fantasized with friends about how much less angsty and miserable S6 might have been if Dawn had died and Buffy hadn't ... I still wouldn't change this episode. Even the "previouslies" are beautiful, taking us through the whole series to this point. And, like all good finales, it gives our Scoobies moments to shine - Xander the glorified bricklayer, Giles the - gasp! - murderer for the greater good, Anya and the Troll God Hammer, Willow and her magicks, Dawn ... sorry, I wasn't paying attention, Spike willing to lay down his life to save Dawn for Buffy, and even the Buffybot gets in some cool stuff before her decapitation. And I'm with Daniel, every time I hear the score from this episode, I cry. Because I remember Buffy's speech, and everyone's faces as they see Buffy, dead but so unbruised she might be sleeping ... but truly, irrevocably (until she's not) dead. She saved the world. A lot.
Once More, With Feeling (6.7)
I like musicals. A lot. I like when people burst into song. Hell, I'm still watching Glee (though that's probably going to change once the season ends). Even if the songs aren't as polished as Sondheim, even if the singers aren't as gifted as Audra, I'm willing to concede a lot when my characters start singing to me. But I didn't have to concede that much here. Joss tailored the songs to the singers' talents (or lack thereof), and the choreography has a very charming old-school "let's put on a show" vibe to it. But this is way better than the nonsense we get on Glee - these songs are not pop songs shoehorned into contrived "plots" - they are fully context-driven songs in the true tradition of (good) musical theatre. Even outside of the stunt that was clearly crafted specifically to win my cold, dead heart to watching this show, important plot things happen here, and continue to arc through the rest of the season. Buffy was ripped out of heaven, and now everyone knows. Also, Willow is messing with Tara's memories and Dawn's a liar and Giles wants to leave town and Xander and Anya are having doubts and PLOT. Also mustard. Also Hinton Battle. Can we talk about Hinton Battle?
Tabula Rasa (6.8)
Some people apparently hate this episode. They are incorrect. This episode is magic. This episode is joy on a stick. This episode is my best friend and dearest darling and I would totally rob a bank for this episode. It's a nice little lark away from the pain and misery that is lurking to take over the rest of the season, while still ultimately exploring who these people are, even when they don't know who they are - Joan's still a leader, Umad's still a brat, Willow is still Gay!Now, Annya's still afraid of bunnies, Rupy's still British, Randy's still British with a massive chip on his shoulder and also pretensions of grandeur. My one complaint? That freaking awful pun Loan Shark and his dreadful "acting."
Conversations With Dead People (7.7)
This is a great episode that I'll watch sometimes when I'm in just a general Buffy mood. It's got a little something for everyone - the genuinely scary Dawn plot, the sad-but-well-acted Willow plot, the witty and awesome Jonathan M. Woodward plot (er, I mean, Buffy and her shrink), and the Nerds, in a nice return, even though they fucking killed my beloved Jonathan (that's okay, he has Emmys and Golden Globes and the Hunger Games scripts to keep him warm, I guess). This episode was incredibly satisfying, in all its plots, and it was good The Big Bad of the season finally formally announced itself (though if memory serves, my sister and I had figured it out from the final scene of Lessons) and set the stage for the rest of the season. Regardless of the fact that the season didn't live up to its promise, this was a great set up for it.
Honorable Mentions:
Who Are You (4.16)
I sometimes wonder if Eliza was upset that Faith got such a great character arc on this episode, and she didn't get to act most of it (but then I remember she gets to have torture breakdown madness on Angel next, and I stop feeling bad for her). This episode would be great if it were just a body switch, because both actresses do great work imitating each other. But that's not actually what it's about. It's about a girl who hates herself so much she's convinced she hates Buffy, and so steals her life - and then realizes what it could be, to be someone people love and respect, and that she could learn to love and respect herself too. And then - it's about her coming back to her own heroism, when she realizes that she has to go be the Slayer, to save the hostages from Adam. She remembers what right and wrong are, and which side she's supposed to be on. She still has a long ways to go, but this was our glimmer that she could redeem herself.
Primeval (4.21)
I feel like this one gets forgotten a lot, because it's followed by the Restless stunt, and also because Adam is a shitty villain and S4 has many many problems, but this episode is a pretty badass mini-action movie directed by the awesome James A. Contner. Riley is immobilized, Spike is just ridiculously terrible at being a Big Bad, the Scoobies reconcile, the BATTLE IS REALLY WELL SHOT, and then they all join to be SuperBuffy and turn bullets into birds and rip Adam's power core out of him with Buffy's bare hands and just ... damn, y'all. This would have been a satisfying season finale, but they switched gears to not end the season on the epic battle, and give us Restless instead ... but we still got our epic battle, so it's all good.
Intervention (5.19)
One word: Buffybot. Game, set, match. Well, also "I'm not having sex with Spike, but I'm starting to think you are." Well, also also Buffy's scene with Spike at the end. SMG playing Buffy playing the Buffybot, and Spike's face when he realizes who she is. I do love that he can always tell, even when the others can't - god, that moment in After Life (not listed here, but it almost made the cut) when he recognizes Buffy coming down the stairs. YES I SHIP THE SPUFFY AND I DO NOT APOLOGIZE.
Normal Again (6.17)
Another one that some people hate, some people love. I can understand the hate, because the alternate-reality-in-a-mental-hospital thing has been done before, but here are the two reasons I love it: 1, it highlights how preposterous our villains have been this season (some people thought the meta wasn't enough of an apology), which is a very subtle indication that, despite their pretensions, they can't actually be our real Big Bad of the season (hi, Willow!); 2, If we go with the scenario that the mental hospital is not an alternate dimension, but merely Buffy's delusion (how I choose to read it), that means that when Joyce tells her how strong she is, and that she can fight this, that's actually Buffy's subconscious telling her to be strong, and to choose the correct world. It is right after this that Buffy leaves the mental hospital and returns to Sunnydale to protect her friends. She sent herself back to the world she's been avoiding all season.
Help (7.4)
We have to start with the fact that I love Azura Skye. She's so weird and interesting and I'm always happy when she shows up. Choosing her as a substitute for Tara in CWDP was delightful to me. What I liked about this is that Buffy, while sucking at solving teenage problems for the students she meets (oh my god, she's a bad counselor!), was presented with a problem she thought she could solve - saving Cassie from a threat to her life, whatever that threat might be. And she almost did, several times. And she still didn't get to save her completely. And that's the hardest lesson to learn, is when you can't fix the problem or save the person, what do you do with what's left? What do you get to take away from it?
"Zelda realizes there are too many good episodes to make a top ten or even a top fifteen, but tries anyway, her heart breaking with each episode that doesn't make the cut. Except Go Fish. Fuck that episode."
So as Daniel said, this was a very difficult challenge, because Buffy is just such a freaking good show. I want to talk about allllll the good episodes and how much I love them. The good news is, THIS IS OUR BLOG so we will talk about all of them eventually. And that made me feel a little better about some of the ones I had to cut. And there are some episodes Daniel included, like Checkpoint, which I did not but hey they still got represented, so I don't feel so bad.
Zelda's culled-down list in chronological order (if you ask me to rank them, I might have a funny aneurysm):
Prophecy Girl (1.12)
It's just such a good hero arc, this whole episode. From when Buffy learns about the prophecy and rejects her destiny (breaking our hearts along the way), to realizing that only she can fight this fight, to protect Willow and everyone else from the horror that could be unleashed, to actually meeting the Master and getting killed ... to getting un-killed and then being the baddest badass in Badassonia, dusting vamps and sassing the whole time. It's just ... so much perfect. The moment when the theme song makes its cameo, as she marches along, in evening gown, leather jacket, wet hair, and awesomeness and says calmly, "Oh look, a bad guy," pretty much sums up everything Joss wanted to do with this show.
Lie to Me (2.7)
I've said it before, but watching this the first time is when I fell in love with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's a really well-constructed episode, the funny is funny, the tragic is tragic, and it's when I really realized how gifted Joss is at busting storytelling cliches. Ford reveals his sob story (in the extremely meta scene of his wanting Buffy to give him the standard replies), and rather than us granting him any sympathy, Buffy points out that his suffering gives him no right, ever to take someone else's life. Buffy's morality is firm and so rare on TV, and it was just a thing of beauty. And ... her conversation with Giles at the end. Oh man oh man. Perfect moment is perfect.
Innocence (2.14)
If I keep using the word perfect you're going to stop reading. I know that and you know that, so maybe we should just take that as given. This episode was such a game-changer, in terms of Buffy's and Angel's relationship, and even Angel as a character. This was entirely new territory, while still embracing the high school trope of "sleep with a boy, he loses interest and is awful to you." But - BUT - the show did not condemn Buffy. It was an unwise move, but there was no way for her to know, and bless Giles, our voice of reason, for reminding us of that. Have we noticed that my first three picks were written by Joss? Coincidence?
Passion (2.17)
Gah! I was so surprised when I saw this the first time. The trope was so familiar I didn't even think about it - one of our principal characters is being terrorized by the bad guy, and leading him on a merry chase through an empty building, but she's gonna escape. She'll escape by the hairs of her chinny-chin-chin, it'll be close, but she will escape. And then she didn't. He caught her. And he snapped her neck. And left her as a gift-wrapped present for Giles. And none of us saw it coming. It's so beautifully acted and heart-breaking and oh man, Buffy's embrace with Giles after the fire. A great example of one of Joss's favorite favorite stunts to pull on his audience: "NO ONE IS SAFE."
Becoming, Parts 1 & 2 (2.21&22)
One of my favorite themes to explore is identity - who we are, whom we want to be, how we become whom we want to be, or how we become whom we never wanted to be. And this episode is all about that - it's about how Liam became Angelus became Angel became Angelus becomes Angel again. And it's a bit about Buffy becoming the Slayer, and maybe only now realizing what that means (I'm thinking of the moment when she stops Angel's sword and says, "Me." She's realizing just how powerful it is to be Buffy the Vampire Slayer, even if she's all she has left). Beyond that, there are just so many moments that are now classic in my head - from Buffy running in slow motion to discover Kendra's corpse, to Spike and Joyce being THE BEST EVER, to "Someone wasn't worthy," to Xander's BIG TERRIBLE LIE, to Buffy's and Angel's epic sword fight, and the moment she realizes she still has to kill him, even though he's finally back. And then that song ... as her face crumbles, as she watches her friends, as she leaves ... what? No. I'm fine. It's dust. Terrifying Space Monkey Dust in my eyes. Shut up.
The Wish (3.9)
Gosh I feel like we were just writing about this. This episode is a strange little gift, since it hits a reset button at the end, and the only arc-moment that matters is Anya losing her power. But it gives all our actors a chance to stretch and do something different, and it gives us such a fascinating perspective on how easily things could have gone very, very horribly. Giles's stubborn belief that things must be better in this other world just wrenches my heart, and then we have that fight montage, as each of our Scoobies (except Oz. Yay Oz!) dies, ending with Buffy, falling slowly with a listless expression. This episode is a thing of beauty.
Amends (3.10)
I WOULDN'T CARE IF THE REST OF THE EPISODE WERE OUTTAKES FROM GO FISH AND DOUBLEMEAT PALACE, so long as we get Buffy's and Angel's confrontation on the hill. Thankfully, the rest of the episode is much better written than GF or DP, but still ... that scene at the end. We've also done this episode very recently, so I'm not sure what more I can say beyond ... sofreakinggoodyouguys.
Hush (4.10)
Dude. Just dude. This episode might have made it into the top ten for the skill with which the villains are portrayed - performance, filming, music - alone, but it's also just really good writing. Something I really respect about the "stunt" episodes, like this or Restless, or The Body, or OMWF, where the form of the narrative is severely altered, is that form and content are so well integrated on this show. So here, when speech is gone, or in OMWF when inner thoughts are sung, communication is actually enabled in a way it wasn't under ordinary circumstances. It's so clever and it seems like it should be so obvious, but I don't know anyone else who does it with the skill of Joss. Also this episode is scary and funny and Anya eats popcorn and Spike flips Xander the bird but he does it British-style so IT'S NOT CUT FROM THE SHOW.
Restless (4.22)
This is just ... I love it all. I love the random cheese guy, I love Snyder, I love their version of Death of a Salesman, I love Anya's stand-up, I love Xander's dream where all the rooms are connected as he wanders from place to place, unable to find where he fits, I LOVE WHEN GILES SINGS. It's such an interesting meditation, as well as a check in on each character's insecurities and foci, some of which we explored in Nightmares. And I especially love how integrated the episode became into the rest of the series. Some things were planned, like Dawn, and some things were just happy random callbacks given to us later, as gifts for those who pay attention - the shark with feet and much less fins, Spike as Giles's son, ummmm I know I'm forgetting some but it was just this goldmine of random stream-of-consciousness writing that the writers were able to pick from for the rest of the show's run.
Fool For Love (5.7)
I loooooooooove this kind of backstory/flashbacky thing. It's part of what made S1 of Lost so wonderful (that and the polar bear). Daniel already dealt with Anya's one of these, so I get Spike's. One of the deceptively cool things it does is we thinks it's telling us about Spike, and how he came to be Spike, but it becomes clear in his final alley/subway car speech to her - it's about Buffy, and who she is and what she is. It's about her death wish, about her dance with death, and it's our big clue for the S5 finale, if we know to listen for it. Outside of that secret mission, I just love getting the backstory on Spike, particularly because it's not what he would have us believe of him. I like it because of that, though - that Spike got to decide who he wanted to be, and made himself in that image. Even if that image was ... you know .. a psycho killer. As I said in Becoming, one of my big themes is Identity, so this episode was a gift to me, in that way.
The Body (5.16)
I can't. I can't. I - what Daniel said. I cry through so much of this episode. Every single time I watch it. From Buffy's "Mom? ... Mom? Mom? ... Mommy?" through to Dawn's "Where did she go?", I'm just a messy wreck. It's just so terribly, horribly honest and real and, bless its heart, addresses all aspects of being inside or around a tragedy. So we get the true horror of Buffy's and Dawn's grief, but also the slightly separate confusion and frustration of Anya, and the more-distanced Tara, who's been here before and who didn't love Joyce like the rest do. They're all true. They're all painful. Just thinking about it as I'm typing this, I'm crying again.
The Gift (5.22)
Oh, speaking of crying ... Even though I very recently fantasized with friends about how much less angsty and miserable S6 might have been if Dawn had died and Buffy hadn't ... I still wouldn't change this episode. Even the "previouslies" are beautiful, taking us through the whole series to this point. And, like all good finales, it gives our Scoobies moments to shine - Xander the glorified bricklayer, Giles the - gasp! - murderer for the greater good, Anya and the Troll God Hammer, Willow and her magicks, Dawn ... sorry, I wasn't paying attention, Spike willing to lay down his life to save Dawn for Buffy, and even the Buffybot gets in some cool stuff before her decapitation. And I'm with Daniel, every time I hear the score from this episode, I cry. Because I remember Buffy's speech, and everyone's faces as they see Buffy, dead but so unbruised she might be sleeping ... but truly, irrevocably (until she's not) dead. She saved the world. A lot.
Once More, With Feeling (6.7)
I like musicals. A lot. I like when people burst into song. Hell, I'm still watching Glee (though that's probably going to change once the season ends). Even if the songs aren't as polished as Sondheim, even if the singers aren't as gifted as Audra, I'm willing to concede a lot when my characters start singing to me. But I didn't have to concede that much here. Joss tailored the songs to the singers' talents (or lack thereof), and the choreography has a very charming old-school "let's put on a show" vibe to it. But this is way better than the nonsense we get on Glee - these songs are not pop songs shoehorned into contrived "plots" - they are fully context-driven songs in the true tradition of (good) musical theatre. Even outside of the stunt that was clearly crafted specifically to win my cold, dead heart to watching this show, important plot things happen here, and continue to arc through the rest of the season. Buffy was ripped out of heaven, and now everyone knows. Also, Willow is messing with Tara's memories and Dawn's a liar and Giles wants to leave town and Xander and Anya are having doubts and PLOT. Also mustard. Also Hinton Battle. Can we talk about Hinton Battle?
Tabula Rasa (6.8)
Some people apparently hate this episode. They are incorrect. This episode is magic. This episode is joy on a stick. This episode is my best friend and dearest darling and I would totally rob a bank for this episode. It's a nice little lark away from the pain and misery that is lurking to take over the rest of the season, while still ultimately exploring who these people are, even when they don't know who they are - Joan's still a leader, Umad's still a brat, Willow is still Gay!Now, Annya's still afraid of bunnies, Rupy's still British, Randy's still British with a massive chip on his shoulder and also pretensions of grandeur. My one complaint? That freaking awful pun Loan Shark and his dreadful "acting."
Conversations With Dead People (7.7)
This is a great episode that I'll watch sometimes when I'm in just a general Buffy mood. It's got a little something for everyone - the genuinely scary Dawn plot, the sad-but-well-acted Willow plot, the witty and awesome Jonathan M. Woodward plot (er, I mean, Buffy and her shrink), and the Nerds, in a nice return, even though they fucking killed my beloved Jonathan (that's okay, he has Emmys and Golden Globes and the Hunger Games scripts to keep him warm, I guess). This episode was incredibly satisfying, in all its plots, and it was good The Big Bad of the season finally formally announced itself (though if memory serves, my sister and I had figured it out from the final scene of Lessons) and set the stage for the rest of the season. Regardless of the fact that the season didn't live up to its promise, this was a great set up for it.
Honorable Mentions:
Who Are You (4.16)
I sometimes wonder if Eliza was upset that Faith got such a great character arc on this episode, and she didn't get to act most of it (but then I remember she gets to have torture breakdown madness on Angel next, and I stop feeling bad for her). This episode would be great if it were just a body switch, because both actresses do great work imitating each other. But that's not actually what it's about. It's about a girl who hates herself so much she's convinced she hates Buffy, and so steals her life - and then realizes what it could be, to be someone people love and respect, and that she could learn to love and respect herself too. And then - it's about her coming back to her own heroism, when she realizes that she has to go be the Slayer, to save the hostages from Adam. She remembers what right and wrong are, and which side she's supposed to be on. She still has a long ways to go, but this was our glimmer that she could redeem herself.
Primeval (4.21)
I feel like this one gets forgotten a lot, because it's followed by the Restless stunt, and also because Adam is a shitty villain and S4 has many many problems, but this episode is a pretty badass mini-action movie directed by the awesome James A. Contner. Riley is immobilized, Spike is just ridiculously terrible at being a Big Bad, the Scoobies reconcile, the BATTLE IS REALLY WELL SHOT, and then they all join to be SuperBuffy and turn bullets into birds and rip Adam's power core out of him with Buffy's bare hands and just ... damn, y'all. This would have been a satisfying season finale, but they switched gears to not end the season on the epic battle, and give us Restless instead ... but we still got our epic battle, so it's all good.
Intervention (5.19)
One word: Buffybot. Game, set, match. Well, also "I'm not having sex with Spike, but I'm starting to think you are." Well, also also Buffy's scene with Spike at the end. SMG playing Buffy playing the Buffybot, and Spike's face when he realizes who she is. I do love that he can always tell, even when the others can't - god, that moment in After Life (not listed here, but it almost made the cut) when he recognizes Buffy coming down the stairs. YES I SHIP THE SPUFFY AND I DO NOT APOLOGIZE.
Normal Again (6.17)
Another one that some people hate, some people love. I can understand the hate, because the alternate-reality-in-a-mental-hospital thing has been done before, but here are the two reasons I love it: 1, it highlights how preposterous our villains have been this season (some people thought the meta wasn't enough of an apology), which is a very subtle indication that, despite their pretensions, they can't actually be our real Big Bad of the season (hi, Willow!); 2, If we go with the scenario that the mental hospital is not an alternate dimension, but merely Buffy's delusion (how I choose to read it), that means that when Joyce tells her how strong she is, and that she can fight this, that's actually Buffy's subconscious telling her to be strong, and to choose the correct world. It is right after this that Buffy leaves the mental hospital and returns to Sunnydale to protect her friends. She sent herself back to the world she's been avoiding all season.
Help (7.4)
We have to start with the fact that I love Azura Skye. She's so weird and interesting and I'm always happy when she shows up. Choosing her as a substitute for Tara in CWDP was delightful to me. What I liked about this is that Buffy, while sucking at solving teenage problems for the students she meets (oh my god, she's a bad counselor!), was presented with a problem she thought she could solve - saving Cassie from a threat to her life, whatever that threat might be. And she almost did, several times. And she still didn't get to save her completely. And that's the hardest lesson to learn, is when you can't fix the problem or save the person, what do you do with what's left? What do you get to take away from it?
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
What're my Faves?: Part I
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| "Only an honorable mention, Daniel? Really?" |
What're My Faves?: Part 1
"Daniel attempts to narrow down his favorite episodes. Meanwhile, Buffy & the gang take a much needed break."
When Zelda
proposed we do a top ten list, I thought, “Yeah! That should be fun and easy.” But when she came back with over thirty
titles, and I came back with almost twenty-five, we quickly realized this wasn't an easy task at all. How could we
pick ten episodes out of 144?! The answer was simple: Honorable
mentions! Of course that left us with a
top ten and about 15-20 honorable mentions.
That wasn't a comprehensive list either.
After weeks of begging Zelda to come up with a concrete number, we
finally settled on top 15, with 5 honorable mentions. Please note that this leaves out tons
wonderful episodes – but hey, that’s what our recaps are for.
Daniel’s Top
Fifteen Buffy Episodes: (in almost chronological order)
Anne
My favorite season premiere, Anne was
a groundbreaking, if not risky move. How
can you separate the main character from the rest of the pack; take her out of
the show’s setting for an entire episode?
Easy, just put Joss in the front seat and let him drive. Anne
let Buffy explore herself, search her feelings, mope and pine all without
compromising her character. We also see
Buffy grow throughout the episode, slowly getting her chutzpah back and
becoming who she is, “I’m Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. And you are?” It’s a journey in forty-two
minutes. Meanwhile, back in Sunnydale,
the gang finds out what they would have to do if they ever lost the Slayer for
good. And they’re (mostly) up for the
challenge which is a nice preview (foreshadowing?) for a future season premiere.
Halloween
Halloween
was one of the first episodes I ever saw of Buffy and proves how incredibly
magical it can be. It’s a fun episode, while being a character driven one. Each of the characters grows: Willow comes
out of her shell; Buffy, by the end, proves she can be a girly-girl while still
being a kick-ass girl & Xander gets tough. Sure the spell is temporary, but
as we see, each of the three retains part of what they were in episodes to
come. It’s also the episode where meet
awesome recurring characters Larry and Ethan Rayne. (And Oz gets closer to
finding out, “Who is that girl?”)
Passion
Passion
was the first episode where we finally got to see just how bad Angelus can
be. Up until now, we’ve been mostly
teased. It’s a turning point, not just
for the audience, but for Buffy and Giles as well. Buffy finally realizes what
she must do, namely kill Angel. Giles
realizes that it’s time to be more than just watcher. And we have our first big
death of the series: a character we all
grew to love, despite some of her transgressions. The only big criticism I have of this episode
is that the anger at Jenny was built up too much – Almost as if it was there to
make the characters feel guiltier and sadder about her death.
The Wish
Anya! This
is the episode that we’re introduced to my favorite character, Anya! And Emma Caulfield knocks it out of the park.
I
generally love “what if” episodes, but this one outshines most of the others.
The question, “What if the Slayer never came to Sunnydale” is thoroughly
explored here and what comes out of it is shocking, hilarious and
heartbreaking. The episode ends with
almost every major character’s death. If only Buffy could remember it: she wouldn't be doubting herself all the time.
Dopplegangland
Annnnnd the return of Anya. This time, though, Emma Caulfield really gets
to exercise her comedic chops, something she didn’t really get to do in The Wish. Anya was supposed to be a two
episode character, and I bet this is when Joss decided to bring her on full
time. It also gives Alyson Hannigan a
chance to stretch, ultimately playing three roles: Willow, Dark Willow and
Willow pretending to be dark Willow which is
just hilarious.
Earshot
A controversial episode, since it was set to air
just after what happened in Columbine – Joss, the WB and all the powers that be
rightly waited to air it later in the year.
But the, “someone in the school plans to kill everyone in it,” was only
a front for what the true message of the episode was: High School sucks. Everyone feels lonely. Which Buffy pretty much states at the end to
Jonathan. But what I love most about
this episode is how they handled the “telepathy” phenomenon. I love how uncomfortable everyone is around
Buffy, since you can’t always control your thoughts and a lot of the time, you
think things that you just don’t want anyone else to know. If you said these thoughts
aloud, people would think you’re sick or perverted which is why (most of us)
have filters. And then there’s Cordelia.
Hush
Hush is
oh so fantastic for so many reasons. It
proves you don’t need dialogue to have a well written show. (Though the
dialogue in the beginning is absolutely fantastic.) It also gave the actors a
chance shine without relying on the famously witty lines. And finally, this is
one of the few episodes that genuinely scared me. The Gentlemen are probably some of my favorite
villains of all time. They are truly the
stuff that nightmares come from.
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| Creepy MoFos |
Who Are You?
Two reasons why this episode made the list: Sarah
Michelle Gellar and Eliza Dushku. I
truly think this is one of Sarah’s best acting jobs. Sure, she’s an excellent crier and she’ll
give you the feels any day of the week but in Who Are You, Sarah got to take an existing character and make you
believe that she was her. It’s a fun
80s movie type plot turned kind of sinister.
Restless
Step one: Take the big-action-defeat-the-Big-Bad-with-ultimate-magiks
episode and make it the 2nd
to last episode. Step two: Write a
seemingly frivolous episode as the season finale. This would never work with any other type of
action show, but it works so well here. Restless
takes our core four and puts them through the ringer in nightmares that get
to their worst fears. And we’re not
talking spiders and Nazi clowns. These
nightmares are all about who they are, how they've grown and what they have
left to learn. And the episode has
foreshadowing extraordinaire: “Be back
before Dawn.” Oh we will, show. We will.
Checkpoint
Checkpoint takes
one of my favorite gripes about this show and kicks its ass: The Watcher’s
council. This is a turning point in the show: It’s when Buffy and the gang
finally take control of their destinies without the useless rule of the
council. It’s also an episode where everyone truly comes together as a unit. The gang defends Buffy and Buffy, in return,
defends how valuable her friends are. The dialogue is powerful and comedic and
yields one of my favorite deliveries by Emma Caulfield ever, “Willow’s a
demon?!”
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| The Scoobies, giving each other support in one of the best "awww" moments of the show |
The Body
Oh, the feels.
Besides the series finale of Six
Feet Under, this is the one episode of television that makes me cry almost
uncontrollably. There’s no music to tell you when to cry – it’s all in the
writing, directing and acting. From
Anya’s hysterical child-like wonder to Dawn’s breakdown and the
Joyce-doppelganger-teacher watching her to Buffy’s realization that this is something
she can’t stop as a slayer. The one
moment that gets me every time is when Buffy imagines Joyce being revived and
rushed to the hospital only to cut SO SUDDENLY back to reality. Every. Time.
The Gift
What The Body
did without music, The Gift does with
an amazing score that gives me the feels whenever I hear it on my iTunes. This episode could have been a series finale
(and in some ways, I almost wish it was!). It wraps things up, kills off the
Big Bad but still leaves tons of questions.
(Like, did Buffy really need to sacrifice herself? Wasn't there another
way?) It also made some unexpected heroes: Giles to the rescue, doing something
morally questionable to save the world and Anya figuring out a way to use the
Dagon sphere. "Here to help, wanna live."
Once More
with Feeling
How can this not
be on anyone’s top list? Here’s the thing – this could have been an
unbelievably failed experiment. But the songs were not only catchy and fun –
they actually furthered the
plot! Once More wasn't just an awesome standalone episode where Joss
thought, “Hey, let’s do a musical!” It
allowed the characters to let out sing out how they've been feeling
thereby letting secrets and other things come out that really needed to be
said. And though, yes, they defeated the
demon, as Sweet says, “there’s not a one who can say this ended well.” Because now they have to actually deal with
it.
Tabula Rasa
But not yet.
After an amazing episode like Once
More with Feeling, how can you possibly top yourself? Any episode that comes after that one would
pale in comparison, right? Right?? WRONG!
Tabula Rasa proved to be one
of the funniest episodes ever. Brilliantly written, conceived and acted, the
episode followed its predecessor seamlessly and produced one of the greatest
gifs ever:
Selfless
This was the first and last episode that was truly about my
favorite character, Anya. Sure you can
argue that Triangle featured her
prominently but that was a mess of an episode for more reasons than it deserves
here. Sure, there was The Wish & Dopplegangland, but we've never gotten
to see what made Anya who she is. It
took way too long, but it was sure worth it.
It can also be argued that this was the last great episode of the
series. Season seven takes a really
strange dive post-Selfless and Anya
is featured less and less and is even absent in some episodes. She’s such a
rich, interesting and complicated character that I wish the writers took time
to explore her a little further instead of dumping it all in one episode.
Honorable Mentions:
The Puppet Show
This
episode was creepy, hilarious, introduced us to the character of Principal
Snyder and created a one-off character that was so charming that they used him
in a Buffy video game. Also, this:
Superstar
What
if there was a world without shrimp? Or a world with nothing but shrimp? I truly just love the idea of infinite
universes where anything can happen. And
while Jonathan’s plan goes horribly wrong, admit it: we all wish we could do
just what he did, even for a day.
What’s My Line: Part 1 & 2
A
huge turning point for the show, these episodes allow Buffy to explore and
obsess over a potential future beyond slaying. Also, we get to see Sarah ice skate!
Fear Itself
One
of the first episodes I ever saw of Buffy,
so it holds a special place in my heart.
The episode was great at really exploring each character’s fears. And also? Anya in a bunny suit.
Witch
The first one-off episode was filled with misdirection,
evil & cheerleading. It’s an episode that’s referenced a lot later on and
introduces the recurring character of Amy the Witch, later: Amy the rat. It
also let Sarah shine and explore a more comedic and goofy role.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
You'll Have to Answer to MOO
Episode 3.11: Gingerbread. Original Airdate 1.12.99
"After discovering the corpses of two young children bearing a symbol linked to the occult, Joyce spearheads a campaign to rid Sunnydale of witches."
Daniel's Thoughts:
- So I kinda love that Joyce is showing an interest
- Awww, she recognizes the vamp, though!
- "Death is least funny when it happens to children" ~South Park
- Ok, this is the problem I have with this episode. Is it a spell? It must be, because Joyce wouldn't attack her child on her own. She's not my favorite of moms, but I refuse to believe she has it in her to do that. But then, what are the rules to this spell? Yes, I like rules. Who does it affect? The kids seem all right(!) So does it affect grown-ups only? Well, Giles doesn't seem to be affected. Is it just the simple-minded (those who are easily manipulated?) Well...Xander isn't affected, so there goes that theory. It just seems to have an effect on random people: maybe it's just parents...
- Amy!
- Ugh, shut up, Xander. No one cares whether you were with Willow today or not. Stop making things unnecessarily awkward.
- A vigil? Oh, Joyce. Were you in that alternate universe where they had monthly memorials?
- I like that they keep referencing Giles & Joyce having sex.
- I love when the bullies are scared off by one look from Buffy. Girl's got a rep!
- "You are guilty" - Buffy to Xander. Good for you!
- The whole mob mentality is incredibly frightening.
- Xander makes a facetious comparison to Nazi Germany, but I don't think he's that far off.
- "Did that sentence make some sort of sense that I'm not in on?" I love this quote - and I've used it...although I think I've messed it up. It's great word play
- Oh Willow, it must suck to have a shrink as a parent.
- It's sad that this is the first and last conversation we see with Willow and one of her parents.
- Willow, "I'm a rebel!" Hee.
- MOO - nice acronym, mom. Seriously.
- "Is Sunnydale getting any better?" - Seriously, Joyce - watch The Wish, you'll see how Sunnydale is better with Buffy.
- Creepy children! ACK! And yep, one of those kids is Bree's son, Andrew in Desperate Housewives. [Cannot. Handle. - Z]
- Giles cursing out the computer is awesome.
- "Wake up in a coma?" HA!
- "What's with the Grim(m)?" GROAN
- Oz and Xander to the rescue! And Cordelia!
- "Did I get it? Did I get it?" Buffy is so cute.
- I love that Amy the rat becomes a thing.
Zelda's Thoughts:
- After all the tears of the last two episodes, I'm ... kinda whatever going into this one.
- I cannot handle the truthbomb from Daniel about Shawn Pyfrom. (see above)
- Oh Joyce, the 5000 ways in which joining your daughter on a patrol was a bad horrible idea.
- EW why are you picking up a wet rusty toy truck, Joyce, WHY. Put it down! Bad! Dirty!
- Oh hai fake-dead children-demon things.
- "It's just, you can't ... you can't make it right." Which is the hard thing about Buffy's job - it's mostly a defensive position, not an offensive one, against evil.
- "Could you also find a loophole in that Slayers-don't-kill-people rule?" Even Buffy is subject to some of the demon-induced mass mania, until it's turned against her and her own.
- "Hey Amy! I like your new hair." Nice, writers.
- Dude, Joyce, get out of the school. Go away.
- Two not-so-subtle mentions in one conversation about how uninvolved Willow's mom is in her child's life.
- Willow's mom is tallllllllll.
- "Yeah, it's just a sudden whim I had ... in August."
- Willow's mom is ... really not a very good actress.
- Unlike Harry Groener, who is perfection.
- I wonder if the Mayor is infected with the mania like the rest of them, or if he's immune because of his demon-ness, and just playing along?
- Neck rupture. Heh. "My neck! It's ruptured! Yaaaaah!"
- "It belongs to the monsters and the witches and the slayers." ffffffffffffuck you, Joyce. Notice no one was like "ummmm what's a slayer? The band?"
- Ha ha, bully backs down once Buffy's in frame. Maybe he's on the swim team.
- "That was a pointed comment about me hanging with you guys." Thanks, Cordy.
- Man, the locker inspections. This got bad real real fast. "This is a glorious day for principals everywhere."
- A protection spell for Buffy's birthday is a really sweet gift, actually.
- POOR GILES'S LIBRARY.
- Also if they're taking all the books, how come they're not finding/seizing all the weapons? I'm fairly certain that would land Giles behind bars stronger than those in his book cage.
- "I love the smell of desperate librarian in the morning." Foreshadowing Snyder's Apocalypse Now reenactment in Restless?
- Okay, but where's Ira Rosenberg?
- "Mom, I'm not an age group. I'm me ... Willow Group."
- "You will not speak to Bunny Summers again." Done and done.
- "You patrol, you slay, evil pops up, you undo it, and that's great ...But is Sunnydale getting any better? Have they run out of vampires?" Well, Joyce, according to our stats, Buffy has slain 95 dead undeads as of this episode, versus 66 dead humans in that time. So ... hush.
- And this is the actual important question of the episode (outside of the sad-making betrayal by Joyce), is Buffy's fear of futility in the fight against evil. How much can she accomplish? How much is she worth? Well, she saves the world a lot, so that's a thing.
- "React to some vampires." I giggled.
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DEAD CREEPY CHILDREN.
- "No fruit for Buffy."
- "I do know it's important to keep fighting. I learned that from you." // "But we never.. " // "We never win." // "Not completely." // "We never will. That's not why we fight. We do it 'cuz there's things worth fighting for. Those kids. Their parents."
- Also I love that this is what tips her off to the magic at play - their parents.
- "Who said you could interrupt, you stupid useless fad? No, I said fad. And I'll say it again." I love Giles so hard.
- "Well, we don't need a phone." HELLO MAGIC INTERNETS
- Man, Willow's mom sucks. Like she clearly sucked before, but she's even worse under the spell. I would like to take this moment to say I have the best mommy ever.
- "Yeah, it's all falling into place. Of course, that place is nowhere near this place."
- OMG YOU GUYS MICHAEL THE BOY WITCH IS PINSKY FROM SALUTE YOUR SHORTS. TRUTH BOMB #2
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| My childhood is so confused right now. |
- Lesson from Cordelia: if someone is knocked out, slap them over and over and over.
- "How many times have you been knocked out anyway?" As of this episode, 12 times.
- "One of these times you're gonna wake up in a coma."
- Um I LOVE the dynamic duo of Giles and Cordelia. I would watch a spin-off of these two.
- "We wanna be part of the hate." // "Just so we're clear, you guys know you're nuts, right?"
- "I wanted a happy, normal daughter. Instead I got a Slayer." And that's the painful truth that I think Buffy will remember, even when the rest of the fallout fades away.
- "And some of you will be fish! Yeah! You in the back ... will be fish."
- Man, an indoor burning at the stake? Of three people? They really did not think this through at all. The whole building's gonna go down, they'll all pass out from smoke inhalation, it's a really bad stupid bad plan.
- So will everyone have amnesia after this one, too?
- BIG EVIL VOICE: "Protect us! Kill the bad girls!"
- Amy's still a rat.
Crossfire!
Joyce: Who could do something like this?
Daniel: Do you think it was a bear?
Zelda: A bear? Bears are sweet! (pic from Into the Woods)
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| Whoever understood that reference gets a prize from the carnival in Giles's dream |
Favorite Lines:
Daniel: "Just so we're clear, you know you're nuts, right?" - Oz
Zelda: "Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them!" - Willow
Arc/Continuity Stuff:
- Recurring: Joyce, Amy, The Mayor, Snyder.
- Buffy's birthday's next week! We're sure nothing COMPLETELY HORRIBLE will happen!
- Willow's mom thinks Buffy's name is Bunny.
- Willow can make pencils float.
- Amy's a rat. We'll miss you, Elizabeth Anne Allen.
Stats:
Oz's Hair - strawberry blond
Dead Humans - 0
Dead Undeads - 2
Dead Flashbacks - 0
Giles Unconscious - 1
Giles Cleans His Glasses - 0
Buffy Breaks a Door - 0
Evil Reveal - 2 (Hansel & Gretel)
Unevil Reveal - 3 (Amy, Willow, and Michael aren't doing evil magicks)
Shenanigans Called - 0
Apocalypse Called - 0
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
The Channukah Spirit!

Episode 3.10: Amends. Original Airdate 12.15.98
"As the Christmas holiday approaches, Angel is tormented by evil apparitions who want him to eliminate Buffy."
Zelda's Thoughts:
- Oh man, DB. This accent. I can't even with this.
- Buffy has tiny bangs! Where the hell - did she just take a pair of scissors to her face in the mirror?
- Gasp! What's Dead!Daniel doing in Sunnydale?
- I can't tell, is Buffy's lunch bag huge or is she even tinier than usual?
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| Buffy eats all the lunch. |
- "Tree. Nog. Roast beast."
- "What are you doing for Christmas?" // "BEING JEWISH."
- Xander's Christmas is the most depressing Christmas ever.
- "This is what I do know. I miss you. Like every second. It's like I lost an arm, or worse, a torso. So I think I'd be willing to give it a shot." Oz is the best of everyone. Seth fuckin' Green, people.
- I love watching that guy frosting the trees. It's just so preposterous.
- Hallo dead trees! Look at you, all portenty and stuff.
- Ahhhhhhh Bringers.
- Oh man, Giles's face when he sees it's Angel at the door. Ice. ASH is so freaking good, you guys. I love this episode. This scene is just ... he's ... FEELINGS.
- Man, the last time Angel was here, he was depositing dead Jenny. Ow ow my heart. AND THEN JENNY'S THERE, WEARING THE OUTFIT HE KILLED HER IN. OWWWWW.
- So do we think The First is telling the truth when claiming it's responsible for pulling Angel out of the Acathla Hell Dimension? We're never really offered another explanation, and the Powers That Be are more a thing on Angel the Show than here. And if so, why? I know The First really pretty much sucks at planning, but I'm still curious for the reason for bringing him back, since the main goal both here and later with Spike in S7, is to take the Vampire With A Soul out of commission - either turn him against the White Hats, have him kill the Slayer, or get himself killed - in any regards, get him out of the game on the White Hat side. Wouldn't Angel staying in the Hell Dimension accomplish that?
- Awww it's Pachebel's Canon in D, y'all.
- Oh man, that mustache. Terrible awful idea.
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| Seriously, no. |
- ACK Buffy and Angel shared a dream ACK ACK ACK that was awesome.
- omg and Xander walks in and says "Where do we start?" with helping Angel. MY HEART JUST MELTED.
- But DUDE what is that sweater, Xander. Like, what.
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| It says FLOUR. On the BACK. What is ... no. Just no. |
- Aw, and they're doing research and there's a tiny Christmas tree on the table and there's pizza and I love my Scoobie Babies.
- "Hey, he likes beets!." // "I read that one already." Random shit like this is how you can tell Joss wrote it.
- Man, Angelus was really a rotten piece of work.
- "It wasn't me." // "It wasn't you?" // "A demon isn't a man. I was a man once." "Oh yes, and what a man you were." It's a really fair point. Liam was a worthless little shit. Angelus was a psychopathic monster. Angel? Kinda mopey.
- Shenanigans! The First is supposed to be non-corporeal, but they forgot to tell Robia because she touches Angel all the damn time.
- Ut oh. Sexy dreams.
- Ew. Bringer watching the sexy dreams. Creeper much?
- "Yeah, let me get a double shot of ... of INFORMATION, pal." Nope. Nice try, but nope.
- "Hey, you did great, by the way. I was very intimidated by you." Best Xmas present Xander could ever ask for.
- "Man, is it hot." Another nod toward how sunny Sunnydale is UNTIL MAGIC SNOW TIEMS.
- Oh Willow. Oh honey. No no no. She's so sweet and so very much clueless about what to do. "We could do that thing!"
- Also dude why is there a fire burning in the fireplace when it's so hot.
- Ozzzzzzzzzz I love you. He tells her "No" in the gentlest way, in a way that won't send her into another shame spiral or embarrassment.
- Joyce is burning a fire too. wtf
- Awwwwww Faith came over! huggles!
- Angel's in your room, all crazypants and creepy. I'd throw him out, Buffy.
- Angel went down the funslide out Buffy's window.
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| I need to go to my happy place! Wheeeeeeeee! |
- Buffy's tiny tiny bangs look much better when sideswept.
- "Sooner or later, you will drink her." Good example of The First speaking truths without context.
- "You're not supposed to die, this isn't the plan ... but it'll do." Yeah, see. I really don't think The First brought Angel back, if the plan was just for him to die again. I'm gonna decide it was lying.
- "They're rebels and they'll never ever be any good." <3 Giles
- "All right, I get it, you're evil! Do we have to chat about it all day?" This is why Buffy is the best show ever. "
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| That little lip wrinkle, the sassy tilt of her head. Buffy is the best. |
- Angel's in a black coat, Buffy in a white coat. Symbolism!
- This scene, you guys. This scene. I love this show so much. And SMG is so good, and even DB isn't bad.
- "What I am." // "Were." // "And ever shall be."
- "You have the power to do real good, to make amends. But if you die now, then all that you ever were was a monster." - so this is what sets him on the path for his own show, I think. Nicely planned.
- "Am I thing worth saving, huh? Am I a righteous man?"// "What about me?" And she's so sad and little. "I tried to make you go away. I killed you and it didn't help ... I wish that I wished you dead. I don't. I can't."
- Oh man, you guys, so many feels.
- IT'S SNOWING, IT'S FUCKING SNOWING. And it's a cleaner baptism than rain could ever be on this show. It's Christmas and it's saying that Angel has to stay, to fight, and they can keep going and THIS SHOW, YOU GUYS.
- Faith's all, dude, I'm from Boston, we get this all the time.
- Even the Buffy/Angel theme has turned sweeter, more hopeful.
- And I'm crying. Shut up.
Daniel's Thoughts:
- "Dublin". And I say that using ironic air quotes...
- Oh no. We have to hear David's Irish "accent" again. ...more air quotes.
- I think this is the only Christmas episode and while I kinda like it, I'm glad this was the only one.
- First incarnation of The First. And...I wish it stayed that way.
- "Being Jewish. Remember, people?" Yay, Willow. Rock that Channukah spirit!
- He's very logical, Oz. He says all the right things.
- See the main problem with Cordy & Xander's breakup is that they don't know what to do with her. So ship her off to Aspen for the episode, I guess...
- Joyce's reaction to the suggestion of inviting Giles to Christmas Eve dinner is hilarious. Continuity!
- How does Faith afford to live? Does she have a job? Is she stealing? That's another huge problem I have with the council. The expect these young women to risk their lives every day for them but they can't give them a stipend?
- I'm glad Giles doesn't just trust Angel blindly. Also, humble looks good on Angel.
- Jenny!
- I love this other flashback/dream. It looks like the Fezziwigs' house on Christmas!
- Oooh, Buffy and Angel sharing a dream. Very cool effect to have Buffy in regular modern clothes against the background of the 19th century setting.
- "Doing guest spots in each other's dreams" - Foreshadowing!
- There's a lot of character
developmentexploration in this episode. Not just Angel but the whole gang.

- Scary Bringers are Scary! ----->
- The underground - things that live underground. Makes sense to me.
- Willy's has entertainment! The bulletin board outside of Willy's pub shows a lounge singer with an amazing 1970's headshot.
- Willow trying to do the sexy thing is embarrassing (also adorable!)
- Also, Barry White. Nice touch, Willow
- Oz is just the perfect boyfriend. He says all the right things. Always. I don't even care that he's short!
- Seriously, I'm convinced the writers just write Oz how they want their boyfriends/husbands to act.
- "So Angel's on top again?" Sexual Innuendo!
- Aww, Faith coming to Christmas dinner!
- I'm glad that the hair designer realized halfway through this episode that Buffy & bangs don't mix.
- Let me guess... Is it... EVIL?
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| Simon and Hecubus would be proud |
- SHENANIGANS! How did Buffy know where to find Angel? Hey, maybe he's on a hill somewhere looking at the town...
- The Angel/Buffy convo is so heartbreaking, all I can do is watch.
- Buffy small child like "what about me?"
- It's snowing! Even though it was just 80 degrees! It's a miracle!
- But...since when does snow mean the sun doesn't come up.
Favorite Lines:
Zelda: "Strong is fighting. It's hard and it's painful and it's every day." - Buffy
Daniel: "Not everyone worships Santa" - Willow
Arc/Continuity Stuff:
- Dublin, 1838: Angelus was still "Irish." Other unspecified flashback, also still "Irish."
- Willow is still Jewish. When it's relevant.
- Joyce does NOT want Giles to come by for Christmas Eve Dinner. Because of SEXINESS.
- First appearance of Bringers/Harbingers and The First. The First is non-corporeal. "Nothing shall grow above or below them" - meaning, dead trees!
- Recurrings: Faith, Joyce, and Willy the Snitch are here.
- Confirmation: Oz is not a virgin.
- Grr Argh demon wears a Santa Hat.
Stats:
Oz's Hair - strawberry blond
Dead Humans - 0
Dead Undeads - 0
Dead Flashbacks - 2
Giles Unconscious - 0
Giles Cleans His Glasses - 0
Buffy Breaks a Door - 1
Evil Reveal - 0
Unevil Reveal - 0
Shenanigans Called - 2
Apocalypse Called - 0
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Buffy, the Dog-Faced Girl

Episode 3.9: The Wish. Original Airdate 12.8.98.
"Cordelia's wish for a Buffy-free Sunnydale comes true, plunging her into a world where vampires have control of the town."
Daniel's Thoughts:
- FIRST ANYA EPISODE! EXCITED EXCITED EXCITED!!!
- Eww, octopus demon.
- "Nerf! Nerf!"
- "No Poof?" :)
- I'm glad Buffy realizes that slaying isn't necessarily a solo thing. Yay, friends!
- Xander: "....positively the last time." Sure...cause you got caught.
- Poor Cordy.
- EMMA CAULFIELD! EMMA CAULFIELD!
- Asian Cordette is so freaking skinny.
- And Emmy winning writer, Jonathan! Go date Jonathan, Cordy.
- Ok, so now we're introduced to Anya...and well, here's my beef. Yep, I already have a beef. One of Anya's major character personality traits is that she doesn't get humans. I mean, that's her thing, right? Except right away, she gets close to Cordy by calling out her Prada bag. Whether she knows about fashion or not, she at least does her research to get close to her conquests. So what, does she get all lazy when she becomes human?
- Oz's speech to Willow is pretty much perfect. He doesn't yell; he just states the facts: "I told you what I need. So I can't help feeling like the reason you want to talk is so you can feel better about yourself. That's not my problem." I think we like Oz because we all want to talk like that. We all want to make sense, but when we're hurt, we just lash out and yell and don't make sense. Aspire to be like Oz.
- "High School student" John Lee is like 45.
- "I don't wish, I act." I love Anya's face when Cordy says this. ==>
- And then later at the Bronze...she's just buying her time listening to the boring boys. ==>
- I like that Buffy doesn't want to be anti-Cordy. She knows how hurt Cordy is and doesn't automatically side with her two best friends.
- And the difference between Willow and Xander: Willow at least seems to be taking part of the blame. Xander just keeps putting the blame on others.
- Ok, the rules of this wish thing get a little mixed up, too. I mean, does the wisher need to wear the necklace? It seems so here, even though Anya was trying to get Cordy to make a wish before without it. Maybe it just helps encourage the wisher to wish... [I'm gonna call Contrivance Fairy and say that she's wearing it when dealing with AlternaGiles, so he is able to use it as a Clue for Detecting. - Z]
- Buffyless Sunnydale is scary! And...also a little bit Goth.
- they have a monthly memorial! Why doesn't anyone move...?
- SHENANIGANS! Cordy leaves school around 3p...and she's still walking home when it's completely dark out. Does it really take her that long to walk home?
- "Bored now!" I'm not!
- Ok, Xander is almost sexy as a vampire. Shut up.
- Giles & Oz & Larry &....some chick as the Scoobies!
- "Everyone knows that Vampires are attracted to bright colors" What?!
- Oh, The Master. I've missed your wit.
- Willow and Xander feeding on Cordy is so surreal.
- Also surreal? The master drinking an espresso.
- It would have been kind of cool if Jesse were here.
- "The entire world sucks because one dead ditz made a wish?" - Larry. Awesome.
- Buffy looks gross! And she's acting like Faith. This is what Buffy would be like with no friends....(see beginning of episode).
- This factory bit in the video game: Chaos Bleeds. You have to save someone from the conveyor belt.
- Dead Angel! Dead Xander! Oz kills Willow! Dead Buffy! THIS IS ALL SO SAD.
- So.....how did Anya get the necklace back? Is there a set?
- Aww, Poor Anya. I think this is the first time I realized that Anya doesn't remember the alternate world either.
- Wow, what a great episode. It's just so well constructed and written.
Zelda's Thoughts:
- It's another wise move, to open with a sunlit slay: Buffy in pink, Willow in overalls - they look so clean and wholesome. Contrast for future darkness!
- Thanks, show, for expositing where the hell Faith is.
- Xander, stop trying to justify. At least he does seem to realize how stupid he's being.
- It's cute they're asking Buffy how to deal with breakups.
- Xander's voicemails, all so chipper. Maybe he could try sounding contrite? Maybe that would be a useful tactic?
- Love Anya's subtle look of disdain at Harmony's insipidness.
- I only just realized the Asian Cordette is the girl on the sacrificial conveyor belt in AlternaSunnydale.
- Poor Cordy. Poor Jonathan.
- "What I did, when I think that I hurt you ..." // "Yeah, you said all that stuff already." I fucking love Oz. Calling Willow out on what she's actually trying to do, feel better rather than make ... AMENDS.
- John Lee's treatment of Cordy might actually be the most humiliating - offering to hook up with her where no one could catch them. Man, fuck you, dude.
- I do like that both Willow and Xander want to get back together with their exes, rather than trying to pursuing a relationship with each other, now they've been caught, which would happen on most other shows. They recognize it was just stupid lustyness and not the actual foundation for a relationship. This way, they actually get to keep their friendship for the next four seasons. And we get to keep Oz. You know, for a bit.
- Cordelia's hair is just stunning, I have to say.
- When Cordy says Buffy made Xander cooler - I love the look of interest on Anya's face. "Really?" Is she intrigued by Buffy or by Xander?
- GASP! DEMON.
- Scary Veiny Good Fairy. This could also be the name of my band.
- Winter Brunch. Winter Brunch, you guys. Lookit that curfew.
- It's telling how few kids there are in the classroom - so many empty desks.
- "Come-bite-me outfit." Nice, show.
- HELLO STREET SET.
- VampXander is kinda hot though. I like how much more confident he is.
- "Bored now." I just got chills because of what I know that line will come to mean.
- "I love this part." // "You love all the parts."
- Man, AH shines as VampWillow
- Hi Larry! Welcome to the White Hats. I actually really love that Giles's team of defenders includes Larry and Oz and ... redshirt girl, whoever she is. Nancy? Nancy.
- "Slap my hand, dead soul man." That was really dorky, VampXander.
- "Old crush, actually." SHENANIGANS. Jesse had a crush on Cordy, not Xander.
- "Somebody has to talk to her people. That name is striking fear in nobody's hearts."
- "But people were happy ... mostly."
- Man, it's so cruel, making poor Giles watch Cordelia's murder through the cage. "You're in a big cage." AH's delivery is amazing.
- Hey. Hey Giles. Word to the wise? If YOU can break out of your book cage, you a mere human, STOP TRYING TO STOW WEREWOLVES IN IT.
- Blood espresso. Because of course.
- I would like to ask where the hell Darla and Luke are in all this.
- "Well, it happens, you know, that Sunnydale is on a Hellmouth ... IT IS SO!"
- Oh hey. Angel the Puppy. Breathing Heavily and Erratically 101. Maybe he taught Kristen Stewart.
- See how slowly Angel is to burn with DIRECT CONTACT WITH FIRE? Because he is a special unique snowflake vampire.
- "Its the symbol of Anyanka." Oz, dryly: "I don't think I know her."
- Awwwwwwww AlternaBuffy. You're so stoic and businesslike and you have a scar and also a BRAID and a SENSIBLE OUTFIT for slaying, what is happening.
- Also AlternaBuffy is much less creative and inventive with her slaying methods.
- This whole exchange. "World is what it is. We fight. We die. Wishing doesn't change that." // "I have to believe in a better world." // "Go ahead. I have to live in this one."
- "I don't play well with others." That line was used in so many promos on FX. Kinda weird, considering it's not true of OUR Buffy.
- I really freaking love how much AlternaBuffy doesn't give a shit about Angel.
- "I waited. I waited here for you ... but you never..." Okay, that is kind of heartbreaking. But then he says destiny and I throw up in my mouth a little.
- This episode is a really great acting showcase for our Scoobies. Well, not really Cordelia. Or Angel. But Buffy, Willow, and Xander all get to stretch.
- "They claim that death is our art." Hey! That's Buffy's gift! Back off!
- Man, Anyanka needs a coughdrop.
- "She's still alive, you see. For the freshness." That giddiness right there? That's what's awesome about the Master.
- I really love everything about the moment when the fight begins. Buffy, badass but not thinking creatively, just up and aims her crossbow at the Master and is stone-cold cool about it. And the Master, without blinking, is like "hey Xander pal, wanna take that for me?" No one dives in front of him, he doesn't try to catch the arrow, he grabs someone as a shield. Love it all.
- And then the fight itself is so heartbreaking. Buffy and Willow fighting, loathing in their eyes. Angel dies and Buffy doesn't care. Buffy kills Xander in slow mo and walks away. Oz kills Willow. I CAN'T HANDLE THIS. AND THE SAD MUSIC. ALL THE FEELS.
- And then the Master. The fucking Master. He just snaps her neck, and even then it doesn't look like she cares that much. Maybe there's a little bit of the sad girl, but ...
- Bless you, Giles. I fucking love you so much. "Because it has to be." I fucking you love. All the feels.
- Awww Anya. Frustrated face. "Done. Done. Done."
- AND THEN IT ENDS ON THEM WITH HAPPY MUSIC AND THEY'RE KIDDING AROUND AND MY BABIES.
Crossfire!
D: I wonder if Oz and Larry are together in this universe.
Z: I don't think Oz is gay just because he turned his girlfriend gay!
D&Z: Crossfire!
Favorite Lines:
Daniel: "Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic" ~Buffy (I've used this many times).
Zelda: Anya: "You trusting fool! How do you know the other world is any better than this?" Giles: "Because it has to be."
Arc/Continuity Stuff:
- Willow and Xander were caught making out, and now are broken up with Oz and Cordelia.
- Harmony's back! So are Jonathan and Larry.
- Anya's first appearance.
- In AlternaSunnydale, the Master has risen and taken over Sunnydale, and Willow and Xander are vampires, because Buffy wasn't here to stop it. And Jesse, Darla, and Luke are nowhere to be seen. Giles has recruited Oz, Larry, and Nancy to the White Hats Club.
- There is a great deal of demonic activity in Cleveland.
- No one - not even Anya - remembers AlternaSunnydale.
Stats:
NOTE: Introducing a New Stat for this episode only: since most of the death in this episode gets cancelled out when Anyanka's amulet is destroyed, we think it shouldn't count for the overall deathcount.
Oz's Hair - strawberry blond
Anya's Hair - brown shoulder-length, swept bangs
AlternaDead Humans - 6
AlternaDead Undeads - 6
Dead Humans - 0
Dead Undead - 2
Dead Undead - 2
Dead Flashbacks - 0
Giles Unconscious - 0
Giles Cleans His Glasses - 0
Buffy Breaks a Door - 1
Evil Reveal - 1 (Anya)
Unevil Reveal - 0
Shenanigans Called - 2
Apocalypse Called - 0
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